‘Classic Classroom Clangers’ is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education. There are the bloopers made by pupils in first, and when a doctor has to do something, it is to cut the biblical cord. And the gaffes of ‘I open my mouth, some fool speaks.’ There are the letters from tender, asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do, except in self-defence. As well as the proclamations of nursery things bright and beautiful, all teachers great and small. All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.